Red-Tailed Hawk Attacks Girl at Fenway Park

The media up here in New England is all atwitter about a red-tailed hawk nesting at Boston's Fenway Park that attacked a young girl named Alexa Rodriguez (which is close to Red Sox arch enemy Alex Rodriguez which, according to newspapermen = HILARITY). The girl was scratched but unhurt.

While I am sad that the inevitable friendship between the hawk and Manny Ramirez did not have a chance to develop, I'm glad that the nest and the egg were removed from the stadium. It wouldn't have ended well.