I remember when Facebook was cool. I remember when it was all cool college kids posting pictures of parties. Now it's just America's goddamn Thanksgiving dinner table, with your dim aunt posting telling you about some newspaper article she saw and your dumb uncle talking loudly about politics and you just want to burn the whole thing down.
But, I mean, what are you gonna do? Not use it? Yeah, so I joined this group on these called Facebook Bird Misidentification Page. It's got like 5,000 members, and the point is that people try to be funny by posting pictures of, like, funny birds, or pictures with funny captions, or instances of misidentified birds in public, stuff like that.
Now, the misidentified birds stuff I've always loved. In fact, I've got a feature on this very internet webpage called Birds at Large where I make wiseacre remarks about that self-same topic, to a humorous result. The misidentification stuff on the FBMP is right up my alley.
The rest of the stuff - not so much. It's a lot of aunt humor, and at least once a week - without fail - someone will post this:
A Tennessee Warbler Nest and Its Fate
6 hours ago
4 comments:
Rip my eyeballs out and hurl them at Aunt Tilda in Tulsa with all my might.
comment review for Laurence's comment: 5/5 stars. Great work.
Get off my lawn.
The world is a far better place without Facebook. You should try it.
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